Comming to you from the hospital where I still have blood in my stool. My doctors say that this is typical after having what they refer to as an internationalmediaectomy.

I did not mind so much when they were kissing my @$$ but when the NY Times and Daily Mail took up residence that is when they must be removed.

The nurse keeps refering to the contents of my depends as a "Red Ken." I'm not sure what this means.